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"This is Sam -- just leave a message, I'll get back to you."

Huh.

... What does it say about me that your soulless self just tried to murder me then?

[ TREAD CAREFULLY, SAM. ]

... Why'd he try to kill you, again?

[Sam is using his Soulless Sam filter right now.]

It was during the door event. It was the... keys, I think, that he wanted.

But like hell I was letting that jerk run loose.

[ No offense, dude. ]

... Well, if he hadn't wanted the keys, he probably would have hit on you, too.

[He clears his throat.]

People without their soul tends to work on a To Do List. If they have other objectives, they usually handle those first. And then... y'know. Natural. Pleasures.

[silently screams]