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Can't. Have fun with that, though.

[He's not strong enough to do anything with a sword, so.]

You're perfectly capable of doing something, even if it's not the something you want.

Stop whining.

:)

Like you whined about that dead mouse?

I can do things, just not with a sword.

[Duh, Rei. Also:]

:)

Don't smile at me.

>:(

That dead mouse will wind up in your food bowl if you keep it up.

Prove it, hunter-turned-librarian.

I don't have patience for people taking up space.

:)

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[Gosh you can practically hear him sitting up and patting off his jeans with that.]

Alright, fireball. What do you want me to do?

[Just don't do anything horrible like ask him to run a lap or something.

It'll be really sad watching him collapse okay.]

It's Rei. I don't do stupid nicknames.

You're creating a listing of all the monsters in Adstringendum, right? If I go to the Wastelands for you and record what dragons I can find, you can research whether or not they've already been spotted within the city or if it's something new. I want to see if what I see in my visions is already here.

And I also want you to stop wasting time worrying about Gadreel or whatever else is going on -- he's so outnumbered in this city that if he so much as breathes, he's probably going to get lit on fire. I can't tell you to stop thinking about your future -- but you don't need to worry about him killing anyone. He's not going to hurt anyone in this city.

Ask Castiel what I did to Lucifer. He can't be any worse, right?

How about you save the speeches, stop telling me what I need to worry about when I don't tell you what you should worry about, and let me help you find these dragons?

Think that's a pretty fair deal, if you're going to take it.

[:|]

As long as you're not just lying around hacking up a lung all day, I don't really care what you do.

But deal.

Good, because I'm all out of rats.

[:)]

I might be half your size but I'm perfectly capable of using you for fuel, Sam Winchester.

You wouldn't. You like me too much.

And you're the hero of the story.

One out of two isn't bad.

You're getting smarter by the day.

You mean you're not the hero?

Presumptuous.

But fine.

The person I protect is the real hero.

I'm just the guard.

[He smiles faintly, shitty sad mood or not.]

Then aren't you the hero's hero?

No, she has her knight in shining armor for that.

Presidents need Secret Service, kings and queens need knights, but princesses need handmaidens. I'm like that, but with a bow. I shoot first and ask questions later.

You don't wonder why Castiel does whatever I tell him? He's afraid of me.

[lol pls but]

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Think Cas loves the hell out of you. But maybe afraid is good, too.

Those're all heroes in their own right, aren't they?

As long as they're not corrupted, anyway.

I know he does. I love him too.

I guess, if you want to extend the definition of hero. My friends and I have a manga out about us.

I guess that's when you know you've made it in terms of "hero".

So I've heard.

Looks like you hit the big leagues.

[... God, he's tired. He's just gonna close his eyes for a little bit.]

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